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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、昨晚下了一晚上的雪,第二天我去楼下开车,看到车窗玻璃没了,车里面都是雪。

我特别气愤去找物业,说有人砸了我的车玻璃。
物业看了一眼车:姑娘,你下次能把车窗摇上不?
我。。。
2、一女刚学会开车,在路上撞倒一名男子。

女说:“对不起,都是我的错! ”
“不,是我的错。其实我在300米外就看到了你,可我没来得及爬到树上去。”
3、A:“听说你在追一个女孩?”

B:“嗯! ”
A:“搞定没啊?”
B:“不搞腚! ”

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