sese008 发表于 2020-11-12 08:47   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

笑话三则
1、 妻:如果我穿著比基尼泳衣出去的话,大家会有什么反应呢?
　　夫:那样别人会以为我是看上你的钱财而结婚的!

2、 妻:我很后悔听信你的甜言蜜语而而嫁给你。
　　夫:我也很后悔说了那些甜言蜜语。

3、 夫:嗨!老婆你好漂亮
　　妻:你在说醉话?
　　夫:我没有喝酒呀。
　　妻:那你说的是谎话了!
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