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肯定笑到你不行啊

一位先生在河里洗澡后上岸,发现自己的衣服不见了!不幸的是这时从远处走来两位女士。于是,他慌忙拿起身边的一只木桶扣在下面遮羞。
  等两位女士走近了,他转动着身体,保持面向她们,这样可以使自己的后部不被她们看见。
  这样对付着。一位女士对他说:“先生,我得告诉你,你这样子朝着我们转来转去,我们会指控你性骚扰!”
  那男人不解地问:“为什么?”
  两位女士答道:“你面前的桶根本就没有底!”

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