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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.梦到上帝他说可以满足我一个愿望,我拿出地球仪说要世界和平,他说太难了,换一个吧。我拿出你照片说要这个变美点,他深思一下说:把地球仪拿回来我再看看!
2.护士看到一病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声地对他说:“小心肝!”病人微笑着说:“小宝贝。”
3.夜空一颗流星划过,来福连忙许了心愿,希望自己能变帅些,谁知刚许完心愿,流星“嗖”地返回来,对来福说:大哥!诚心为难我是不是?!

[ 本帖最后由 famemkl 于 2020-12-28 19:48(GMT+8) 编辑 ]

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