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[视频] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则:

1.我和老婆进了电梯,有个美女站在那里,我怕老婆误会,不敢看那美女,闭上眼睛。
过了一会,传来我老婆那冷冷的声音:“眯着眼闻着美女的香味,几楼都忘按了是吗?”

2.男:“老婆,广告上的这个女的是谁啊?”
女:“你记性怎么这样差呀?我都告诉你多少了!”
男:“是吗?麻烦你再告诉我一遍吧。
女:“你给我听好喽,我再说最后一遍——我不知道!”

3.同事老婆做饭一向懒省事,一天我问同事“早上吃的什么?”
“烧饼夹鸡蛋。”
“中午呢?”
“烧饼夹鸡蛋。”
“怎么两顿吃一样?”
“不一样。”
“有什么不一样?”
“早上那个是热的。。。”

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