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[短篇] 笑话5则

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笑话5则

1,一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。

2,老天,太蓝!大海,太咸!人生,太难!工作,太烦!和你,有缘!想你,失眠!见你,太远。

3,念了十几年书,想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。

4,我又不是人民币,怎么能让人人都喜欢我

5,铁杵能磨成针,但木杵只能磨成牙签,材料不对,再努力也没用。

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